Satan works at Wal-mart

Iraqi,Marine & Mexican

A Mexican, Iraqi and a Marine are drinking together.
A Mexican drinks his Tecate and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
takes out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his Camelshit beer,throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Berretta and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."



Blind Man
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something
was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot.
The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!"
The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?"
The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?" "Because the shit is running down my back!"


Nudist Colony
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. The one who can eat the last donut!


More dumb blonds

Q: Why won't a blonde drink beer at the beach?
A: She's afraid to get sand in her Busch.

Those Dam Priests
A Priest went to the Doctor in a panic and asked him, "What does it mean Doc, when I go pee it burns like the Fire of Satan and I have this God awful drip?"
The doctor smiled and said, "It means the alter boy lied - he wasn't a virgin."

Toilet Humor

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because somebody stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.


"Fart loud if you love Jesus!"